ryannorth:

donsrice:

I’m gonna do some edits on this when I get some more time

Awesome!  This is a rendering of Robochris from the episode of Bravest Warriors I wrote, called Robochris!
He’s your new creepy best friend

ryannorth:

donsrice:

I’m gonna do some edits on this when I get some more time

Awesome!  This is a rendering of Robochris from the episode of Bravest Warriors I wrote, called Robochris!

He’s your new creepy best friend

I Am Daniel O'Brien, the Head Writer of Cracked.com and author of How to Fight Presidents. Ask Me Anything! : IAmA

cracked:

DOB’s doing an AMA RIGHT NOW!

maxistentialist:

Washington Post:

The National Security Agency has built a surveillance system capable of recording “100 percent” of a foreign country’s telephone calls, enabling the agency to rewind and review conversations as long as a month after they take place, according to people with direct knowledge of the effort and documents supplied by former contractor Edward Snowden.

This is both possible and happening.

glitchnews:

An Afghan woman receives her voter registration card for the presidential election in April from an employee of the Afghan independent election commission at a women’s voter registration centre in Kabul, Afghanistan.

glitchnews:

An Afghan woman receives her voter registration card for the presidential election in April from an employee of the Afghan independent election commission at a women’s voter registration centre in Kabul, Afghanistan.

mouthbeef:

Do not predict happiness again

mouthbeef:

Do not predict happiness again

(Source: screenshotsofdespair, via warrenellis)

onlyinhope asked: I've gotta be honest guys; I'm practically in love with Daniel O'Brien..

cracked:

His intellect and handsome are gif-worthy.

image

Also your one true love has a book coming out so why not support his dreams?

maxistentialist:

Matthew Yglesias

Steve Ballmer is chief executive officer of Microsoft. He’s been in the job for some time, but he recently announced that he’s stepping down. The fact that Ballmer’s departure was announced without the simultaneous announcement of a successor is a good indication he was pushed out the door by the board of directors. And these photos taken Sunday around noon at the Fashion Centre at Pentagon City in Arlington, Va., show why.

Here’s the Microsoft Store.This is not a trick of the camera. There were zero shoppers in the store. At noon. On a Sunday in December at peak retail shopping season.

And here’s the Apple Store. It is crowded.

Of course Microsoft operated for many years as a fantastic company without any retail stores at all, so it’s not as if the failure to build successful stores is the problem per se. The real issue is that there’s nothing wrong with the store. It’s a great place to shop. Much better than the Apple Store, really, because the Apple Store is crowded, and it’s a little hard to get an employee’s attention. At the Microsoft Store you get a very pleasant physical environment and a helpful staff. It’s just that nobody wants to buy their stuff.

It’s still a very profitable company thanks to its enormous strengths in the enterprise market. But enterprises are made of people. If nobody wants to buy Microsoft’s stuff, that will trickle up into the enterprise.

(Source: maxistentialist)

hodgman:

Hello humans. I saw this movie last night and it was really, really magnificent. 

cracked:

Whatever this is, yes.

(Source: plasticfarm.com)

scottlava:

"Defense noted."

scottlava:

"Defense noted."

just-art:

Illustrations : by HR-RM

(via doomsdaily)

(Source: officialcomedy, via cracked)

shittywatercolour:

I came in like a wrecking sloth

shittywatercolour:

I came in like a wrecking sloth