choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.

(via neil-gaiman)

http://blog.maxistentialism.com/post/92277718653/msnbc-republican-state-sen-brandon-smith-of

MSNBC:

Republican state Sen. Brandon Smith of Kentucky has a new theory on why climate change couldn’t possibly be slowly warming the earth’s temperature, resulting in legions of effects to the environment and its inhabitants.

The reason, according to alternative paper LEO Weekly, seems to…

Christ what an asshole.

(Source: beerburritowhiskey)

jimzub:

GO FOR THE EYES!
(More details coming next week…)

jimzub:

GO FOR THE EYES!

(More details coming next week…)

(via idwcomics)

Ok music people, this is actually pretty good! It’s Andrew Bird (of whistling, violining fame) covering The Handsome Family Band (whom you may have heard as apart of the opening to True Dectivive.)

(Source: Spotify)

Hey, a neat cover of one of my favorite Queens of the Stone Age songs, HOW NOVEL!

(Source: Spotify)

(Source: Spotify)

Destroyer is good for cold, dreary days like this.

(Source: Spotify)

thisdanobrien:

sorenbowie:

cracked:

YOU GUYS: Cracked After Hours is the Webby Award winner AND the People’s Voice Award winner for Best Writing! And we’re only Wyld Stallyns-ing around our office right now in celebration because we have great fans like you.

Thank you, friends! You’re as encouraging as you are attractive. Like a mother and a lover, the best combination.

Awards are meaningless unless I win them; then they become the only true measure of talent and skill.

Thanks so much for voting everyone and, before that, thanks so much for watching After Hours for the last (ohmygod) FOUR years.

(via cracked)

ryannorth:

donsrice:

I’m gonna do some edits on this when I get some more time

Awesome!  This is a rendering of Robochris from the episode of Bravest Warriors I wrote, called Robochris!
He’s your new creepy best friend

ryannorth:

donsrice:

I’m gonna do some edits on this when I get some more time

Awesome!  This is a rendering of Robochris from the episode of Bravest Warriors I wrote, called Robochris!

He’s your new creepy best friend

I Am Daniel O'Brien, the Head Writer of Cracked.com and author of How to Fight Presidents. Ask Me Anything! : IAmA

cracked:

DOB’s doing an AMA RIGHT NOW!

maxistentialist:

Washington Post:

The National Security Agency has built a surveillance system capable of recording “100 percent” of a foreign country’s telephone calls, enabling the agency to rewind and review conversations as long as a month after they take place, according to people with direct knowledge of the effort and documents supplied by former contractor Edward Snowden.

This is both possible and happening.

glitchnews:

An Afghan woman receives her voter registration card for the presidential election in April from an employee of the Afghan independent election commission at a women’s voter registration centre in Kabul, Afghanistan.

glitchnews:

An Afghan woman receives her voter registration card for the presidential election in April from an employee of the Afghan independent election commission at a women’s voter registration centre in Kabul, Afghanistan.

mouthbeef:

Do not predict happiness again

mouthbeef:

Do not predict happiness again

(Source: screenshotsofdespair, via warrenellis)

onlyinhope said: I've gotta be honest guys; I'm practically in love with Daniel O'Brien..

cracked:

His intellect and handsome are gif-worthy.

image

Also your one true love has a book coming out so why not support his dreams?